SNL Mocks Kim Kardashian's Nude W Photos

Looks like Kim Kardashian isn't the only one who has an opinion about her nude W Magazine cover shots.

Saturday Night Live guest host Dana Carvey interviewed the "sisters" as part of his famed "Church Chat" skit on Saturday's show and sounded off on the shots that Kim, 30, first declared "full-on porn."

"It's time to bring out the holy trinity of sluts. Please welcome the Kardashians!" Carvey's Church Lady bellowed as SNL stars Vanessa Bayer, Abby Elliott and Nasim Pedrad took the stage.

"I didn't want to do it -- they tricked me," "Kim" whined, referencing the shoot for W's annual November Art Issue that left the woman she parodied in tears on a recent episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

After the star called the published pics "full-on porn," the mag shot back, telling New York Magazine's The Cut that "Kim Kardashian's cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture."

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Lindsay Lohan Hurt By Gwyneth, Says Dina

Lindsay Lohan is deeply hurt by Gwyneth Paltrow mocking her on national TV, Dina Lohan told Radar Online in an exclusive new interview.

Paltrow recently appeared on Glee and played a Spanish teacher who taught a lesson that included asking the class: "Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?" And, she then quizzed the class in Spanish, "How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?"

Lindsay was watching the hit Fox show while in the Betty Ford Center and was devastated.

"Lindsay is so upset with Gwyneth," Dina Lohan told Radar Online.

"Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and was upset and said, 'Why did she have to do that?'"

According to Dina, Lindsay thought the two movie actresses were friends and was shocked by the cruel jokes she made about her during a very difficult time in life.

"We are the first to make fun of ourselves in our family," explained Dina.

"And Lindsay has even done SNL a few times, but Gwyneth went overboard and it was unecessary."

"Lindsay thought she was a friend and it was disappointing," Dina told Radar Online.

"It was really hard for her to watch... it was hurtful not funny."

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Kardashian Sisters Brutally Mocked On SNL

Live from New York, it's the Kardashian sisters!

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian got skewered during Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

During Saturday's live show, SNL players Abby Elliott, Nasim Pedrad, and Vanessa Baye spoofed the reality stars, chatting with anchorman Seth Meyers about their recent credit card controversy.

Any other cancelled Kardashian products? "The Kardashian birth control pill --- yeah, they were Skittles," says one sister. "Sorry!"

Another item that was shelved: "Temporary back tattoos -- not only were they permanent, the only one available read 'slut'!"

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